Following up on the very popular Best Financial Jokes of 2008, here are a few more to enjoy on this long weekend and beyond. Some new ones and some oldies but goodies.
Timothy Geithner was out jogging without his guards. All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind some bushes with a gun.
The masked man said “Give me all your money!”
Unwilling to do so, Geithner said, “You can’t do this, I’m the US Federal Treasury Secretary!”
The man then replied,... “Oh, never mind then. Give me MY money!”
Bank of America-Merrill Lynch has adjusted its investment portfolio: 50% cash and 50% canned goods (more)
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